the words of, and about, the ned |
a ned stands for non-educated delinquent they can usually be spotted in the "barras" (a black market shopping center) trying in vain to sell you such products as "a kappa tracksuit" or a "top quality shmolex watch" here is a list of known phrases for these poor poor creatures |
here is a picture of a couple of "neds" |
pure premium top quality- this merchandice is of high quality used in a scentence danny: hao shug, that nicam tv yor selling any gud shug: aye, its pure premium tap quality |
ya boaby (ned for "penis") sucker- you appear to be a homosexual used in a scentence danny:THAT NICAM U SELT (ned for sold) ME WAS DUFF shug:AYE, WELL UR NAW GETTIN YOUR MONEY BAK danny:oh , your a pure boaby sucker by the way |
kappa tracksuits fae (ned for "for") sale- kappa tracksuits for sale used in a scentence danny:KAPPA TRACKSUITS FAE SALE (pretty straightforward) |
gizza gobble- i would like to recive oral sex from you danny:hao shug, go an giz a sip of yer irn bru (a popular ned beverage) shug: aye, gizza gobble (this time used as a mark of disrespect |
hao (ned for "i would like your attention") you fannibaws - you appear to be hermaphrodite in nature used in a scentence danny: HAO you fannibaws, you totully pished ma trainers |
this shite is hat (ned for "hot") pal- this item which you seek to buy (A) has been stolen or (B) is of very good quality |
naw pal- no my friend |
where you fae- where are you from |
gonnae nae dae that- will you please desist, in that activity which you are particapating in |
more soon |
check out these cool ned sites |
aff yer heed- to describe a person with qualitys of insanity |
am urny- i am not |
bee-wan- a quick exit (used frequently for neds as they inevitibly embaress themselfs at any
given social gathering |
blootered- intoxicated |
chib- to stab |
dae a bunk- to run very fast |
whit if a um?- loosley translated into "and what if i am" |
aye, RIGHT!- you appear to be deciving me in some manner |
ya bampot- a person regarded as stupid by the neds |
bumpered- i have been decived in some manner (used in conjunction with "aye, right!", usually
heard in a conversation like this "are ye bumperin me? naw pal, aye,right!" |
buroo- un employement office (used very frequently be the neds) |
clatty- to be unpleasant, either in odour or appearance (those neds are so hypocritical) |
cludgey- the lavatory |
geggy- ones oral cavity |
get it up ye- a phrase used to mock another |
keech- fecial matter |
napper- ones cranium |
weans- the occursed off spring of the ned |