the words of, and about, the ned
a ned stands for non-educated delinquent
they can usually be spotted in the "barras" (a black market shopping center) trying in vain to sell you such products as "a kappa tracksuit"
or a "top quality shmolex watch"
here is a list of known phrases for these poor poor creatures
here is a picture of a couple of "neds"
pure premium top quality- this merchandice is of high quality
used in a scentence
danny: hao shug, that nicam tv yor selling any gud
shug: aye, its pure premium tap quality
ya boaby (ned for "penis") sucker- you appear to be a homosexual
used in a scentence
danny:THAT NICAM U SELT (ned for sold) ME WAS DUFF
shug:AYE, WELL UR NAW GETTIN YOUR MONEY BAK
danny:oh , your a pure boaby sucker by the way
kappa tracksuits fae (ned for "for") sale- kappa tracksuits for sale
used in a scentence
danny:KAPPA TRACKSUITS FAE SALE (pretty straightforward)
gizza gobble- i would like to recive oral sex from you
danny:hao shug, go an giz a sip of yer irn bru (a popular ned beverage)
shug: aye, gizza gobble (this time used as a mark of disrespect
hao (ned for "i would like your attention") you fannibaws - you appear to be hermaphrodite in nature
used in a scentence
danny: HAO you fannibaws, you totully pished ma trainers
this shite is hat (ned for "hot") pal- this item which you seek to buy (A) has been stolen or (B) is of very good quality
naw pal- no my friend
where you fae- where are you from
gonnae nae dae that- will you please desist, in that activity which you are particapating in
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aff yer heed- to describe a person with qualitys of insanity
am urny- i am not
bee-wan- a quick exit (used frequently for neds as they inevitibly embaress themselfs at any given social gathering
blootered- intoxicated
chib- to stab
dae a bunk- to run very fast
whit if a um?- loosley translated into "and what if i am"
aye, RIGHT!- you appear to be deciving me in some manner
ya bampot- a person regarded as stupid by the neds
bumpered- i have been decived in some manner (used in conjunction with "aye, right!", usually heard in a conversation like this "are ye bumperin me? naw pal, aye,right!"
buroo- un employement office (used very frequently be the neds)
clatty- to be unpleasant, either in odour or appearance (those neds are so hypocritical)
cludgey- the lavatory
geggy- ones oral cavity
get it up ye- a phrase used to mock another
keech- fecial matter
napper- ones cranium
weans- the occursed off spring of the ned